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2455196181798142
Key West
US
33040
FL
926 Simonton St
Better Than Sex
(305) 296-8102
Better Than Sex
Better Than Sex
Daily: 6pm-12am
(305) 296-8102
Documenu.com
24.551961
-81.798142
2021-01-05T07:04:06.957Z
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2021-01-05T07:04:06.957Z
926 Simonton St Key West, FL 33040
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Cocktails
Desserts
Key West
FL
926 Simonton St
926 Simonton St Key West, FL 33040
33040
1023.89
1023.89
2455196181798142
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104357
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8
Banana Hammock
wells banana bread beer in a caramel rimmed glass
12992
Banana Hammock
wells banana bread beer in a caramel rimmed glass
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14136001
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6076667
8
Adult Apple
ephemere apple spiced ale in a beer glass with a caramel rim
12992
Adult Apple
ephemere apple spiced ale in a beer glass with a caramel rim
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14136002
2455196181798142
7243523
16
Custard Cannon
imperial crème brulee stout served with 2 white chocolate raw sugar rimmed glasses
12992
Custard Cannon
imperial crème brulee stout served with 2 white chocolate raw sugar rimmed glasses
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14136003
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7899998
8
Grown-Up Guzzler
sprecher hard root beer served with a dollop of irish cream ice cream
12992
Grown-Up Guzzler
sprecher hard root beer served with a dollop of irish cream ice cream
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14136004
2455196181798142
7912392
9
Gyration
chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
12992
Gyration
chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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14136005
2455196181798142
8635431
8
Mandys Man Candy
fruli strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
12992
Mandys Man Candy
fruli strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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14135998
2455196181798142
10236652
0
The Perfect Partner
frozen vanilla bean balls (ice cream) drizzled with white chocolate
12991
The Perfect Partner
frozen vanilla bean balls (ice cream) drizzled with white chocolate
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10271148
0
Thrill And Chill
two scoops of raspberry sorbet
12991
Thrill And Chill
two scoops of raspberry sorbet
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14135972
2455196181798142
1635855
9.69
Better Than Sex
im not your all-american girlfriend? this exotic & atypical bread pudding magically bakes into mouth feels of a cake & a brownie, yet is actually a bread pudding. deep. dark. chocolate! penetrates a tease of big bold bing cherries swimming in a ménage a trios of chocolates & baked dark dense pumpernickel bread & butter. served with white chocolate mousse
12989
Better Than Sex
im not your all-american girlfriend? this exotic & atypical bread pudding magically bakes into mouth feels of a cake & a brownie, yet is actually a bread pudding. deep. dark. chocolate! penetrates a tease of big bold bing cherries swimming in a ménage a trios of chocolates & baked dark dense pumpernickel bread & butter. served with white chocolate mousse
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14135973
2455196181798142
1933348
11.69
Jungle Fever
smooth. soft. supple. a warm airy chocolate cake full of body thats oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls
12989
Jungle Fever
smooth. soft. supple. a warm airy chocolate cake full of body thats oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls
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14135974
2455196181798142
6267284
10.69
Banana Bazooka
sink your smacker into this layered crepe-like tortilla torte. big banging banana hunks, a tickle of caramel and a tease of cinnamon bumping around with callebaut white chocolate ganache embraced in sweet sour cream. topped with a brown sugar icing and a heath bar crunch.
12989
Banana Bazooka
sink your smacker into this layered crepe-like tortilla torte. big banging banana hunks, a tickle of caramel and a tease of cinnamon bumping around with callebaut white chocolate ganache embraced in sweet sour cream. topped with a brown sugar icing and a heath bar crunch.
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14135975
2455196181798142
6380271
12.69
Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake
?smooth riding in and out of the covers these days. velvet creamy love fluffed up to perfection, stands erect on a bed of double chocolate cookie dough crust. flavors of red velvet cake come together in this decadent cheesecake topped with a whip of traditional cream cheese frosting. youll be floating on cloud 69 from your first nibble.
12989
Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake
?smooth riding in and out of the covers these days. velvet creamy love fluffed up to perfection, stands erect on a bed of double chocolate cookie dough crust. flavors of red velvet cake come together in this decadent cheesecake topped with a whip of traditional cream cheese frosting. youll be floating on cloud 69 from your first nibble.
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2455196181798142
7022382
12.69
Chocolate Grilled Cheese
danish brie cheese & dark belgian chocolate grilled on homestyle buttered bread kissed with cinnamon sugar. served snuggled up against a shot of strawberry champagne soup.
12989
Chocolate Grilled Cheese
danish brie cheese & dark belgian chocolate grilled on homestyle buttered bread kissed with cinnamon sugar. served snuggled up against a shot of strawberry champagne soup.
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14135977
2455196181798142
7134628
11.69
Cookie Nookie Pie
youll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this sweetie. imagine the inside of a warm chocolate chip cookie being wrapped in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside youll find bits of chocolate, pecans & gooey goodness. served with vanilla bean ball
12989
Cookie Nookie Pie
youll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this sweetie. imagine the inside of a warm chocolate chip cookie being wrapped in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside youll find bits of chocolate, pecans & gooey goodness. served with vanilla bean ball
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7.99
Fork-You Fondue
liquid vanilla cheesecake fondue, served chilled! teamed with pound cake donut holes rolled in cinnamon sugar for dipping! a petite sized dessert
12989
Fork-You Fondue
liquid vanilla cheesecake fondue, served chilled! teamed with pound cake donut holes rolled in cinnamon sugar for dipping! a petite sized dessert
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14135979
2455196181798142
8329263
10.69
Kinky Key West Cream Pie
pucker up! and prep yourself for our interpretation of a lime cream pie! silky smooth within & nuts on both sides. this fluffed up lime cream cloud gets stimulated a mile high while sitting on top of its flaky macadamia kissed pie crust
12989
Kinky Key West Cream Pie
pucker up! and prep yourself for our interpretation of a lime cream pie! silky smooth within & nuts on both sides. this fluffed up lime cream cloud gets stimulated a mile high while sitting on top of its flaky macadamia kissed pie crust
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14135980
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9087228
12.69
Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. dont deprive yourself of this combination! deviantly corrupt, innocently perfect. deviantly corrupt, innocently perfect.
12989
Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. dont deprive yourself of this combination! deviantly corrupt, innocently perfect. deviantly corrupt, innocently perfect.
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14135981
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10140258
10.69
Team Cream
smooth, slippery vanilla cream love custard joins in a poke party with cracked sugar pieces & dribbles of warm soft caramel. served up with the perfect match: orange blossom kissed shortbread wedgies and whipped cream. insert one today & youll be sure to score!
12989
Team Cream
smooth, slippery vanilla cream love custard joins in a poke party with cracked sugar pieces & dribbles of warm soft caramel. served up with the perfect match: orange blossom kissed shortbread wedgies and whipped cream. insert one today & youll be sure to score!
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10228947
11.69
The Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo or red delicious skin-on apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer on top?with vanilla bean balls & caramel
12989
The Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo or red delicious skin-on apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer on top?with vanilla bean balls & caramel
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14135983
2455196181798142
10309578
10.69
Tongue Bath Truffle
tickle your tongue with these flourless chocolate wedgies..imagine the inside of an extremely dense & rich belgian chocolate truffle from your trip around the world. a breath of raspberry sorbet wets your whistle along the way. (gluten free)
12989
Tongue Bath Truffle
tickle your tongue with these flourless chocolate wedgies..imagine the inside of an extremely dense & rich belgian chocolate truffle from your trip around the world. a breath of raspberry sorbet wets your whistle along the way. (gluten free)
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14135984
2455196181798142
10398630
12.69
Twist & Stout
this moist chocolate cake shakes it up baby, with a hint of youngs chocolate stout beer. you know it looks so good in a smooth jacket of bitter chocolate stout glaze and gets me goin now by a topping of tart dark chocolate frosting. work it on out with a tease of our irish cream ice cream that twists so fine atop a tickle of salted caramel.
12989
Twist & Stout
this moist chocolate cake shakes it up baby, with a hint of youngs chocolate stout beer. you know it looks so good in a smooth jacket of bitter chocolate stout glaze and gets me goin now by a topping of tart dark chocolate frosting. work it on out with a tease of our irish cream ice cream that twists so fine atop a tickle of salted caramel.
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14135987
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1452593
5.5
Chocomilk
chocolate rimmed & filled glass
12990
Chocomilk
chocolate rimmed & filled glass
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3
Saratoga Sparkling Water
12990
Saratoga Sparkling Water
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2001220
3
Saratoga Spring Water
12990
Saratoga Spring Water
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Choco Coffee
served in a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
12990
Choco Coffee
served in a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
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9375890
4
Republic Of Tea Black Tea & Mango
12990
Republic Of Tea Black Tea & Mango
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14135992
2455196181798142
9434179
5.5
Rollover Rootbeer Float
rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
12990
Rollover Rootbeer Float
rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
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14135993
2455196181798142
9645274
5.5
Sexy Soda Float
any soda with ice cream & a white chocolate drizzle
12990
Sexy Soda Float
any soda with ice cream & a white chocolate drizzle
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14135994
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9645277
3
Sexy Spiced House Coffee
12990
Sexy Spiced House Coffee
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14135995
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9937226
3
Sprecher Micro Sodas
orange dream, cherry cola, grape, cream soda, or real cola
12990
Sprecher Micro Sodas
orange dream, cherry cola, grape, cream soda, or real cola
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14135996
2455196181798142
10068280
3
Sweet Leaf Honey Mint Iced Tea
12990
Sweet Leaf Honey Mint Iced Tea
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14135997
2455196181798142
10211606
5.5
The Goo Goo
fevertree ginger ale served in a caramel rimmed flute
12990
The Goo Goo
fevertree ginger ale served in a caramel rimmed flute
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14136006
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4494290
12
Sex Appeal
sparkling moscato d asti in a pink sugar white chocolate rimmed wine glass
12993
Sex Appeal
sparkling moscato d asti in a pink sugar white chocolate rimmed wine glass
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14136007
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4763752
6.98
The Money Shot
with lube (white chocolate mousse)
12993
The Money Shot
with lube (white chocolate mousse)
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14136008
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4769994
10
The Shocker
the crusher cabernet in a white chocolate rimmed glass with half dipped in a chipotle
12993
The Shocker
the crusher cabernet in a white chocolate rimmed glass with half dipped in a chipotle
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14136009
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6729543
10
Caramel Over Me
sweet white moscato in a delicious caramel dipped wine glass
12993
Caramel Over Me
sweet white moscato in a delicious caramel dipped wine glass
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14136010
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6734132
12
Carlys Button
paringa sparkling shiraz in a dark chocolate rimmed wine glass
12993
Carlys Button
paringa sparkling shiraz in a dark chocolate rimmed wine glass
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14136011
2455196181798142
7028523
10
Choco-Port
tawny port in a chocolate rimmed glass
12993
Choco-Port
tawny port in a chocolate rimmed glass
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14136012
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8199220
10
Jarkas Yum Yum
promisqous red blend rimmed with belgian dark chocolate
12993
Jarkas Yum Yum
promisqous red blend rimmed with belgian dark chocolate
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14136013
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8271523
12
Kellys Klimax
rosa regale sparkling dolce red wine in a white chocolate rimmed flute
12993
Kellys Klimax
rosa regale sparkling dolce red wine in a white chocolate rimmed flute
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14136014
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8330083
16
Kiss Me Carolyn
ayala champagne is a caramel bruleed rimmed wine glass
12993
Kiss Me Carolyn
ayala champagne is a caramel bruleed rimmed wine glass
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14136015
2455196181798142
8479648
11
Lavender Lip-Stick
prosecco & homemade lavender syrup served in a honey rimmed flute
12993
Lavender Lip-Stick
prosecco & homemade lavender syrup served in a honey rimmed flute
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14136016
2455196181798142
10224997
6.98
The Lucky Shot
with lube (white chocolate mousse)
12993
The Lucky Shot
with lube (white chocolate mousse)
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14136017
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10233857
25
The Original Choco-Cab
a full bottle of cab with 2 semi-sweet chocolate dipped glasses
12993
The Original Choco-Cab
a full bottle of cab with 2 semi-sweet chocolate dipped glasses
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14136018
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10273881
16
Tias Tickler
piper rose champagne in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass
12993
Tias Tickler
piper rose champagne in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass
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14135985
2455196181798142
7183226
11.69
Cream In My Coffee
master baker danis handmade irish cream served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
12988
Cream In My Coffee
master baker danis handmade irish cream served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
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14135986
2455196181798142
10180179
11.69
The All-Nighter
master baker danis handcrafted coffee liqueur served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
12988
The All-Nighter
master baker danis handcrafted coffee liqueur served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
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